Accidental double entendres! We're gonna lose 'em. Yes. Sometimes it's so bad we feel like we're dying, but we can't really live until we die a little, can we? Vanessa: No one's ever changed you. Deadpool: Best Deadpool 2 Quotes. [cracks knuckles and sighs. You get the strap-on, and let's make a superbaby. It's a perfect one-liner. [to Vanessa after traveling back in time to save her] Deadpool: Youre hired!Weasel: Youre hired.Domino: Oh, lucky me. Justin Bieber. I never shouldve left you there. No, it isn't. Colossus: You've been chosen by a higher power. The cast includes: Ryan Reynolds as Deadpool, Josh Brolin as Cable, T.J. Miller as Weasel, Jack Kesy as Black Tom, Zazie Beetz as Domino, and Brianna Hildebrand as Negasonic Teenage Warhead. Oh-ho. Russell's not gonna kill anyone. The one in Minneapolis. Domino [gets closer to Cable] : Hes dead.Domino: The whole team?Deadpool: Only the main ones. Deadpool You are not your father. Deadpool rejects his perspective from the start of the film and passes his wisdom on to a young man who needs it. Deadpool: In every film, theres a moment when the hero hits rock bottom. Is anybody nervous about the high winds? Deadpool 2 continues to follow Deadpool (Ryan Reynolds), who forms a team of mutants, the X-Force, which includes luck-altering mutant Domino (Zazie Beetz), to protect a young mutant (Julian Dennison) from the time travelling soldier Cable (Josh Brolin), the future mutant soldier son of X-Men leader Cyclops. So, I'm here to help us gear up so we can go after him without me. We were going to start a family. Weasel walks in on him sitting on the couch with no pants on next to Blind Al]. Yukio: Let's Fuck Some Shit Up is my legal middle name. Deadpool: Deadpool 2 Quotes Ryan Reynolds as Deadpool I think I'm in the right place. Deadpool: Deadpool: I can't hear you with that pity dick in your mouth. Oh, Pool, picture me, a 10-year-old Kirsten Dunst. Yes, it is. But she was funny and filtered her pain through the prism of humor. She's not coming back. Deadpool: He called you Justin Bieber. This is a joke directed right at the most intense comic book fans in the audience. Besides, I will never, ever let our child be named Todd.Deadpool: But heres the thing, isnt that how it always works? Negasonic Teenage Warhead: I want to belong to something, like you, Pool sir. It was my fault she died. [to Negasonic Teenage Warhead] Ha ha! Wade Wilson: And promise me, promise me one thing. New plan: use all of your imaginary powers to stop Cable! You're just an annoying clown dressed up as a sex toy. : [Deadpool / Wade Wilson says his goodbyes to all those around him, and while "dying"]. This line is right on the money. Deadpool: [as hes dying] Can you see it? I was always appalled by the blatant sexism in the group's name. Boy, howdy. Domino Deadpool: Because of you, I'll always know what a grown man with baby balls looks like. What, you shoot luck lasers out your eyes? Wade Wilson: No, we are most certainly not fucked. Let's talk. And I need to feed my cat! We're better than him! : : I'm gonna miss him. Deadpool: *Men*? Deadpool Literally, in the case of Cable and his arsenal. It's both history teacher and fortune teller. I don't give a fuck about him and his Are You My Mother complex! [Deadpool waves at Wolverine while shooting Weapon XI and walking away]. True story. Juggernaut: Roman, Julian (22 May 2017). APARTMENT. It lives up to the hype, *plus plus.*. And all I want to do is grab her and see her and tell her that Im sorry, and I cant. I dont mean right now.Juggernaut: [grabs Deadpool by the neck and pulls him off the ground] Im going to rip you in half now.Deadpool: That is such a Juggernaut thing to say. Domino: Its really just a sip of tea at this point.Deadpool: Zip it, black Black Widow! That's the exact opposite of what they're meant for! I have one right now. Baby's crib is labeled 'A. I only do over the pants mouth stuff! Kirsten? Domino I think you missed big, big chunks of that movie. I thought it looked fun. He has the bod, attitude, and lines to form the generic, but likable, dad next door as embodied by his interview for X-Force. Deadpool Come quietly, or there will be trouble. Wade Wilson: Woodpecker Gingivitis Cuntpop Do you wanna build a snowman? There we go, the kids call this docking. Deadpool: Ryan Reynolds stars as Wade Wilson/Deadpool. Shes gone.Blind Al: Sweetheart, can you speak up? You get the strap-on. Do you see that beautiful bright light? Where is he? ,Basses: I loved her. Cable: Told you this little f***ers too far gone.Deadpool: Zip it, Thanos! : Well, I got news for you, my heart is in the right place. The final trailer for Deadpool 2 showed Domino's unique mutant abilities in action. Just cleaning up the timelines! deadpool bullet Sticker. [to Sluggo] : The point is, kids, they give us a chance to be better than we are. In Deadpool 2, Domino is played by Zazie Beetz, in an outfit that differs considerably from her comic book costume. My body and my hands are so soft. Yeah, why would they? Fred Savage: Just once, I gonna to find a planet where people are worse than me at everything, a whole bunch of functional idiots. Vanessa awaits. The X-Men. - Domino I'm gonna meet you in the middle and say no. I couldn't kill me. Right next to a. Deadpool: Wade Wilson: Here we go, 1-2-3. Domino : They're headed into the tunnel. He sees Deadpool playing Peter Gabriel's "In Your Eyes" on his smartphone before covering his ears, Colossus walks out of his room and looks at Deadpool, Negasonic Teenage Warhead throws a food container at Deadpool, knocking the smartphone off his hand. [whispers to Peter] I know; I saw your Instagram." 29. According to the Kubler-Ross model denial is just one of the five stages of grief.Deadpool: Jesus Christ, Buck! Oh, gosh. You've been chosen by a higher power. And have consensual sex with their sister? I guess Stryker finally figured out how to shut you up. And is known for her witty personality. - Dopinder: My body is an instrument of death. Deadpool can be a bad or a good ass, with ups and downs like other movies. The good news is, I dont think anyones going to miss Shatterstar. Cable: Um, I just saw the ad. Cast Ryan Reynolds. : No No, I spit acidic vomit. Pain teaches us who we are, Wade. [he shoots the old Deadpool several more times]Deadpool: Love you! Here's a spoiler alert. We were, uh We were gonna be a family Colossus: Deadpool: Holy shitballs / Holy shitballs / Holy shitballs / Holy shitballs / Holy shitballs / Holy shitballs Wade Wilson: With this collar on, my superpower is just unbridled cancer. I'd like to say you have the power to put your finger on the pulse of society? Yeah it is. And that's why "Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants" is pure pornography. Retrieved on 22 April 2017. Who's, like, my favorite Marvel character ever-. I'd like to go home. We have rules. Deadpool. Tenors This might not be the family you want, but it's the family you need. Dont scratch! Deadpool 2 is distributed by 20th Century Fox. He was torturing me! Deadpool Just walk away.Deadpool: Oh! I see what you did there. [suddenly Weapon XI is shot in the head by the current time traveling Deadpool] Deadpool: Hey! The Lord works in mysterious ways, don't I? ["Last words"] Wow! Her coarse responses and limited sympathy force Deadpool to return to form, as shown with this hilarious burn in the midst of one of Deadpool's darkest moments. Juggernaut! - Domino. Fu fu Wade Wilson: [putting lotion on face] It's not like we're trying to remove a mustache! "Vanessa: You know I love you, Wade. [as Wolverine extends his claws, Weapon XI is suddenly shot in the head by Deadpool]. Alright, let's flip a coin, okay? He seemed great. I'm just gonna use this brick. Just keep looking." [dizzy from a big action sequence] Four or five moments. Then the hairy m**herf***er ups the ante by dying. : I should've finished college. This is crazy. : Im about to do something terrible. [Deadpool travels back to the moment before Peter is killed]. Gingivitis. [to Vanessa] Wade Wilson: What's your superpower? Just like you, I let him down. It's like he's a Muppet from the waist down, but this time, you can see the Muppet's dick. [whispers to herself] Now I'm gonna shove the red guy up the old guy. They're headed into the tunnel. Oh fuck it, I'll do it myself Wade Wilson: What's Juggernaut got that I don't got? Peter is a pure delight for the few minutes he receives on screen. Now Deadpool 2 has arrived and it's packed full of even more jokes, if that were humanly possible. Domino 5. I use a device to slide through time. huge, steaming ball of foreshadowing. Zeitgeist: Domino: Okay, Im over the convoy. Buck: - Deadpool. : Juggernaut: Deadpool: [to Russell] Look. : Makes you want to hurt others. Firefist: Okay? But I can't wait to never speak of this, as soon as possible. We need 'em tough, morally flexible, and young enough so they can carry this franchise 10-12 years. I spent ten years in Special Forces! Fuck your rules! I've killed every last one of them, except me. Next time Uber. I was rounding up all the gluten in the world and launching it into space where it can't not hurt us ever again. Woodpecker. Diarrhea? Firefist: Cable: Heres a spoiler alert. Wade Wilson: So, basically, you're Dave Matthews. And like a lot of dicks, he's as hard as a rock, and causes nothing but problems! Deadpool: Domino Deadpool: I've been inside your shoes which is also off-putting. Deadpool: Deadpool: [referring to Vanessa] I loved her. [pulls out a knife] You're just an annoying clown dressed up as a sex toy. Why do you think I'm helping him? Deadpool: Wade?Deadpool: Im right here, Althea. At least we still have Bowie. I really should have stayed in college Colossus: Deadpool: On Friendship. : [suddenly blood splatters on the script, we see Reynolds is shot in the head, as he drops we see Deadpool behind with a gun]Deadpool: Youre welcome, Canada. Firefist: It's weird I only ever see two of you. Wade Wilson: 50. I'm never gonna dance again. But I did take eighth grade Spanish, so donde esta la biblioteca? Deadpool: [to Wade Wilson] Deadpool: That came out wrong. I f***ing did this. I'll be right back. The indecision is killing me. Dopinder: Great a bunch of armed pedophiles in nursing shoes. *Men*? Sopranos By Digger Pierce. Having learned that Deadpool masturbates in the soap dispenser, Colossus innocence is once again undermined as he stares at his hands in disbelief. Ooh! Don't stare directly into that. It's just hard to picture. Sometimes, its so bad, we feel like were dying. Your entire generation will fuck this planet into a coma. Deadpool: I just saw the ad and thought it looked fun.Deadpool: Youre in.Weasel: Yeah.Dopinder: F***! That piece of shit, he deserves to die for what he did to you. No it isn't. Cable: Domino Aw. : By Chase Magnett Negasonic Teenage Warhead: You did this for me? No more speaking lines for you. Well, I got news for you, my heart is in the right place. I'm that kid's only hope, so sit tight and wait for my word. | You know, the depth of your heart is extraordinary. Weasel: MeetDomino: Domino.Deadpool: Whats your shtick?Domino: Im lucky.Deadpool: If youre so lucky, then what are you doing here with us?Domino: I dont know yet.Deadpool: Whats that supposed to mean?Domino: It means that I dont know yet. [Colossus is reading a book when he hears music outside. In "Cool Runnings," it was when John Candy's prized bobsled broke. Turns out Domino is a bit of a badass and maybe possibly mildly lucky. I don't recall asking your opinion, Peter. Deadpool: Weasel: Well, in a George W. sort of way. X-Force: Neena Thurman / Domino, Jesse Aaronson / Bedlam, Benjamin Russell / Shatterstar, Axel Cluney / Zeitgeist, The Vanisher, Peter. Next time Uber. Lets go tip to tip. But I did take eighth grade Spanish, so, donde esta la biblioteca? What about your girl, your wife?Cable: No, my familys safe. Copyright 2023 ComicBook.com. Nope! I'm gonna stop you right there cause I'm not gonna make it to two. How something so small generates enough energy to reverse time is Deadpool: Deadpool: Deadpool: Peter, Im going to miss him most. Yeah. I was always appalled by the blatant sexism in the group's name. Jesus, either vomit or don't. [Firefist presses the number 7 and unlocks the collar]. Deadpool : I'm a grower, not a shower. You know the one. Pain teaches us who we are.' Weasel: Cable: The Juggernaut! Deadpool: That wasn't me. X-Force is just a marketing tool designed by Fox executives to keep Josh Brolin employed. We need a code. "Domino.". Without context this line doesn't stand out, but it absolutely sings in the movie. Oh, thats the sun. . : Yeh. It was at Blind Al house Wade legs was growing and there was domino the taxi guy and weasel and cable.showed up . [blood splatters on the script and cuts to Reynolds' face with a gunshot wound in the forehead, he drops revealing Deadpool behind him with a gun]. I know what you're thinking: "I'm so glad I left the kiddos at home." Jesus Christ! "Produced by Did You Really Just Kill Her? [Upon seeing the newly transformed Deadpool/Weapon XI] Remember when I kidnapped Bandhu and threatened him with great violence? I'm lucky. She really is lucky. X-Men? All throughout Deadpool, despite various scenes taking place at Charles Xavier's mansion, we only ever see Colossus and Negasonic Teenage Warhead. But in this film, well, you're looking at it. He's dead, too. Vanessa: Weasel: Deadpool Give me your best shot, One-Eyed Willy. Peter: My name's Peter. Download 1890x900 Zazie Beetz As Domino In Deadpool 2 1890x900 Resolution Wallpaper, Movies Wallpapers, Images, Photos and Background for Desktop Windows 10 MacOS, Apple Iphone and Android Mobile in HD and 4K And promise me, promise me one thing: that you'll start judging people not by the color of the skin but by the content of their character. No line better encapsulates Deadpool 2 than his seemingly final words for Russell. If you enjoyed this video and want to see more, please . Deadpool: Crews explains how the X . I'm only yelling to impress the other guys. You smell like somebody shit in a civil war wound after it'd become gangrenous. Deadpool: You hear yourself, right? : This is so much tougher than I thought. Juggernaut! That goes with me everywhere. The longer I travel, the harder it is to control. You have a good heart. [trying to get the collar off of Deadpool's neck] Make it quick. Deadpool: But theres a reason why Im here, and Ill know when I know. Dopinder: Fifty years from now you'll be very dead. Vanessa: From $1.35. Oh, but Paul! - Deadpool. That's okay. Deadpool: He presses the button . Ah, planets. Luck is not a superpower! And that is the most beautiful thing Ive ever heard. Like in Star Wars, men are destined to become their father? My heart is in the right place. Let's go tip to tip. Something I could never master. She always struggled. Peter Just walk away. Deadpool: Gary. Deadpool: Deadpool GAH! I was a soldier. Wade Wilson: There it is. Deadpool: OH GOD, HE'S INSIDE! Taking the hands out of the guns of the criminals. Peter.Deadpool: [referring to a headshot of Peter, who looks a lot different in person] Am I getting catfished here, or any powers you want to tell us about, anyPeter: No.